Met gala energy. Meme coin past.

Robinhood grows up. Meta crosses the line. Girl media gets distribution power.

Something in the air this week.

And it’s not just pollen and podcast launches.

Robinhood dropped a new product suite and honestly… it’s giving Rich Future™ bait.

I moved one of my investment accounts over a few months ago during a promo, and now this latest update?

It feels like they’re quietly making it easier than ever to build wealth — without shame, spreadsheets, or a 1% asset tax.

Meta, meanwhile, is back in the headlines for crossing lines no one agreed to.

And there’s a certain Gen Z podcast launching this week that I’ll be tracking closely… not for the content, but for what comes after it.

Let’s dive in.

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